Currently Listening Banana Wind By Jimmy Buffett Banana Wind see related

1 more day of classes until spring break

So I saw this in an old note on facebook by Britney Stuart and thought it might turn out hilarious

Weekend Update

Jane you ignorant slut.

So xanga is dead, murdered by myspace and facebook. Time for some raging against the machine (posting on the ever uncool xanga). Here are some of my thoughts/statements in random order.

The Cougar world has been rocked by minor dramatic themes. I loled (at some of it).

I've been sober for a little while now (i'm on hiatus since the brutal new years gathering at Bilje Blowj Baggin's/Tony's). People are funny when they're drunk.

Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner is rapidy approaching favorite song ever status.

I'm almost a college student again. Quick hand me some liquor and a WOW account!

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's nobodys fault. (alright I didn't make that one up)

Two words. Land Shrimp.

I found a new life goal, I'll explain with the 2nd verse of a VERY good song:

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight!
It's always been a dream!

How many people put lyrics from Margaritaville and the Pokemon them in the same post? Thats right, I'm awesome.

97th lvl of nerdiness.

5 weeks, about 3 bottles of rum, and 0 cigarettes later, The PS3 is upon us.

Sony did indeed fuck the edmond EB (every eb actually) and they are only getting 8 of the original 16. I still get mine though. In 9 hours i'll be playing resistance.

In unrelated news, I found this gem on gamefaqs (The place I was grinding out lvl 97 at). When people were talking about Pwned and its variations.

*Has sex with a girl*
*After sex*
Me: You just got BWNED!
Girl: What?
Me: lol nub L2Sex.

i loled.

Edit: And WTF is with the wii adverts on xanga? I heard all the cool people are on myspace now, and xanga has only 11 year olds who cant afford a wii anyway. Thats the word on the street.

Ding! You Have Reached The 96th Level Of Nerdiness

I stood in line from 6 am to 10 am on the off chance that our local EB would be getting in more than 8 PS3s. Today was pre-order day, or christmas for sony fanboys like me. I've wanted a PS3 since like 03 when they started devo. I was 6th in line out of the 16 pre-orders EB was taking, so as long as Sony doesnt fuck edmond EB, I'm getting a PS3 on Nov 17. 650$ for years (knock on wood) of badassness and badassarry, I shall partake.

They were out of order slips by10:05 at the EB I went to, the one by target. That was 5 minutes after they opened.

Currently Watching Apocalypse Now Redux By Marlon Brando, Martin Sheen, Sam Bottoms, Bo Byers, Colleen Camp, Robert Duvall, Laurence Fishburne, Harrison Ford, Frederic Forrest, Scott Glenn, Albert Hall, Dennis Hopper, James Keane, Tom Mason, Ron McQueen, Kerry Rossall, G.D. Spradlin, Cynthia Wood, Jerry Ziesmer see related

Cruel, Cruel Muse.

Ok, I had several genius ideas in a row just now. I was trying to think of a name for a band in a story I am writing (useless fact: I've been writing so much that I just counted how many prepositional phrases in a row I just  typed.).

Anyway, here they are

Arockalypse Now (I google the phrase in quotes, and guess what, it's a real band.)

Rockadile Dundee (Same thing)

Rocktopussy (It's an album apparently)

Arockalypse Now was so perfect, because if they get a new member, guess what: Arockalypse Now Redux. That my friends, would have been a bucket of pure 24k gold.

Also, about two weeks ago, I kept thinking about a phrase. "Portrait of the douchebag as a young man". I google that, and someone has said it before. Who the fuck besides me wastes time coming up with insults based on James Joyce titles.

That makes four things that I was positive no one on earth had ever said or used (except maybe Roctopussy).

This all means one of two things. One: I am a genius. Two: Everything I ever say will have been used by indie bastards as a band title, and I will never have an original thought ever again. I'm leaning toward two.

If you know of any good movie titles with an OC somewhere in it, let me know.

EDIT: I had more ideas.

Charlie and the Rocklate factory (taken)

Rock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (taken)

A Rockwork Orange (taken, but by Bad Company, so I can't be pissed)

The Rocktagon (taken)

To Kill a Rockingbird (taken)

EDIT: Other people had Ideas

High Rocktane (Taken for an album title)

The Hunt For Red Rocktober (Taken, but not by anything musical, this is the closest to unused so far)

EDIT: I'VE FOUND ONE!

Rocktor Zhivago... too bad it's not funny :(